"For This, You Will Die A Slow, Painful Death"

They say elephants have long memories, but I think dogs do, too.......

Poor Kid - I Don't Think He's Going To Make It...

.....to 27....when most rock/pop stars kill themselves.

Now Don't Get Your Kinickers In A Knot!

Although I'm sure most guys wished this was their motto, this is, in fact, the unofficial motto of Key West Florida.

And that is because all chickens and roosters are protected down there - by law.

And these guys know it!

They are everywhere and they feel like they own the place.  Who said they crow at sunrise?  These %$%^&#'s crow all the time.

And when one is approaching you on the sidewalk, you best make way for that little @&$%!#$.

And of course most vendors get in on the act.

Even the gals can get in on it.

And I think, deep down, most guys that know this one is true...

Now there are many (many) more similar slogans that - because of the incredibly high standards of integrity on this blog - I am unable to reproduce here.

And a lot of them, coincidentially, are about reproduction.

But when you are at the (southernmost) end of the world (or US), you might as well relax and enjoy it.

And then get the hell outta the way!

Bwack, bwack!!  Coming through!

Who Is This For?

"Guys, guys, we've had some customers complaining, so I'm afraid we're going to have to put in some rules around here."


"Okay, One More Rule"

"Guys, I don't really care what you do at home, but we're going to have to add one more rule...."



"Uhhhh...yeah....we're just going to have drinks."

He Thinks He's "King Of The World"?

See I'm The King Of The World! to see who he's looking at.


I'll Show You King Of The World!

No No Wait, Get My Good Side

No, Had It Right The First Time

Hey You!  Little Duck!  Shut Up!

Otherwise, me and the boys may make youse a personal visit.

Hey, The Daily New Reads My Blog

See Thank Goodness For Global Warming to see which post they read.

Even the editorial cartoonist got into the act.

Of course, as we all forget, weather doens't mean climate.  You need decades and decades of weather to draw any conculsions about climate.

14. Just Enough For A Quick Snack!

Mmmm......bacon......

Thank Goodness For Global Warming!

Can you imagine how many more cold temperature records would have been set if it wasn't happening!!

Good thing it's not BS, like some people believe.

1962

The last year someone actually bought a gumball from this machine.

One of these would crack every tooth in your mouth.