Can You Do The Translation?

Of Course!

So obvious when you think about it.

That Guy's Gonna Need A Good Lawyer

Reminds me of some other Wild Trees down here......

Amen!

I think a little trip to the Handicapped parking at the beach will cure that, though......

Healing Powers!

As I watch the Handicapped parking spots all fill - full of disabled, downtrodden, despondent people - an amazing transformation occurs.

As they lug their chairs and umbrellas to the beach, they become - miraculously - cured!  Laughing, joking, carrying large coolers and pulling baby strollers.  They virtually skip down the road.

I had only heard of this effect before and was skeptical, but now truly believe; this shows the great healing power of the sand and sun.

Oh happy days!

Spic And Span

Boy they keep everything clean around here.

Even the outdoor showers are spotless.

But what's that white garbage someone has dropped?

Oh.

Never mind......

Little Bungalow Update

Further to Tuesday's post, the little bungalow (on that big lot) will be replaced by......


...what else.....

Three huge 3 & 4 bedroom behemoths.

With two car garages and See-ment ponds!

Get ready to get chummy with your neighbours.............

And across the street....

No!!!

Not this little cutie wootie going the way of the Wrecker's ball......

How Lazy Are You.....

...If You Need A Drive-Through Laundry

 

They even have valet and delivery services.

So if you are even too lazy to throw your dirty laundry through your car window, they'll come and pick it up.

Hmmm...I guess this could really test my degrees of lazitude......

Crap!

Just missed it!

You can't blink without a bungalow getting bulldozed around here.

Another huge lot available.

That's Rather Rude...

For a public beach and all.


Oh.......

Never mind........

Boy Some Of These Guys Are Insecure......

Hello!

I guess if you don't have a boat.......

Oh.......

Oh, I see.....they winch the boats along to get to them to the dock.

I think there's some misleading advertising going on there.

And after I paid the $20 cover charge, too!

Now maybe this is more like it.

Hmmmm, maybe not.

More misleading advertising.

What else is going on?

Now as much as I might like Joan - and like to support local business - don't think I'm going to be sampling her homemade mountain rum any time soon.

And as we come down that mountain, I'm hoping the driver of our bus didn't sample any either.

Because, as they say, it's always fun til a tree falls on your bus.

I'm not sure if the local board of trade sponsored this (or Joan "It's really good rum!") but glad we saw this after coming down the mountain.