How To Spot A Millionaire

[An oldie but a goodie.  Especially down here....]

Okay, maybe this is more like down here.......

Oh Sweet Mother Mary!

What type of freakish, demented mascot is this?

Looks like some kind of rabid, flying monkey.

If fact it looks suspiciously like one of those Wicked Witch flying monkeys that made me pee my pants lo those many years ago.

But I think I prefer the flying monkeys.

It likely scares young children, but may be an effective weapon for sports teams.

Maybe you don't want to line up across from some rabid football player. Or you may think twice before defending a demented point guard. Or, and most likely, reconsider standing beside some deranged, zombie college mascot with your tiny child. "Get in my belly!"

So if you ever find yourself in North Carolina with nothing to do, and thinking of going to their State University - don't do it!

A Reasoned Response?

In today's hyper-partisan world, screaming and yelling has replaced thoughtful debate and discussion.

Used to be when folks disagreed, they discussed the issues calmly and rationally.

Well not anymore!

So I took issue with a recent letter to our local paper.  Instead of name calling, I thought I replied in a reasoned manner.



Original Letter

Reasoned Response?

Guess for Whom SW Florida Voted?

Gotta give those clever Marketers credit.

[Ed. Note:  It's President's Day in the US of A.  Of course, in New York & California, they are holding It's Not My President's Day rallies.  Also clever.]

"One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other"

You can stand on one leg all you like, but you're not fooling anyone, pal.

It's almost as if the guy to his left is looking at him, thinking, "Buddy, come on....."

[Double click the picture to get a better view.]

Out With The Old....

And In With The New

 And If Something's Good......

At the rate I go through these babies, better double up.

The Whole Team

 .....soon to be a smaller team, of course.......

In case you are thinking, What the hey is he going on about this time, then see   Da Da Da Daaaa Da

I'm The King Of The World!

Huh?  Who is the King of the World?

Zoom in, eh?

Ahh...there we go.