Not according to me and a thousand bums in downtown Calgary.This experiment went well until I tried to get the cart back in the store. Then the wheels locked up. So I just slowly backed away and left.
I'm sure people thought, that guy tried to steal a shopping cart, that bum tried to steal a shopping cart.
I almost had to say, "No no, I may look like a bum and I play one on TV, but I wasn't stealing it. Uhhhh....I was.....uhhhhh.....just testing...uhhhh...the.... aw, forget it."
"Any spare change?"
[Idea courtesy of Ontario gentlemen farmer Mike. Who's no bum, either.]
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