Several In Every Crowd

I'm so funny, snork, snork.

As I was walking by the group of police officers surrounding this Lamborghini, I casually threw in, "Officers, do you want me to move my car?" as I cleverly fumbled in my pocket for keys.

Then stood back and waited for the guffaws. And waited.

Finally, as I moved away, a woman across the street piped up, "Officers, do you want me to move my car?"

And I bet people were lined up behind her, too.

Probably a long day for those police officers. I think this is how unexpected Tasering first started.