"Do Not Pass Go"

And "Go Directly To Jail".

As I am guessing that if you are using L&A Legally Services & Travel, that is the only traveling you'll be doing.

"So you provide legal services?"

"Well....they're more....legally."

"I you want legal services, I'd get a lawyer.'

In All My Years...

.....this has never happened.

Dropped my car off for an oil change.  Place called Tire Kingdom.

A while later, the guy calls me up.

"Uhhh...about your car.  [Oh, oh, I'm thinking.]  You don't need new oil.  You've only driven 25 miles since the last change [car just sits in the hot sun for six months] .  The colour and viscosity are good,  I'd feel bad changing it."

Wow "You don't need an oil change", said nobody ever.

Of course, when I went in to pick it up, the guy says, "But you do need new tires."

Ba da boom!  Of course!  It's a tire place.

He said, they've got "tire rot".  [I'm thinking "tire rot"?  Is that like when a mechanic tells you your engine needs a new Johnson Rod? It's like crap they just make up?]



Post Script
So I got home and Googled "Tire Rot".

"Tire dry rot is also called sidewall cracking. Comes from sitting in the hot sun with little to no activity."

Bingo.  Well, what do you know.

I looked for the URL reference, it was "Tirekingdom.com".

Of course.

Actually what I think I found was their training manual.

"Anybody that comes in.  With an old beater.

You tell 'em, 'tire rot'.

And you say it with a straight face."

What's Wrong With This Picture?

Before pot was legalized in Canada, the above picture looked like the picture below.

A funky little shop selling, well, weed.

See Very Clever for a refresher.

But after weed was legalized this week, all the pot stores had to close.

Only the government could come up with a plan like that.

Stores will be able to sell pot - but not until April.  Until then, you must buy from an on-line government store.

Weed The Stupid.

Boy Are These Guys Insecure

Others, Not So Much.....

Legal Pot In Cadana - Day 2 Report

Only one unfortunate issue reported yesterday with the legal roll out of weed in Canada - all the grocery stores ran out of Oreo cookies.

Guess they should have called this guy.

Kill two birds with one stone.

[Ha ha, stone - get it.]

Richard Simmons, When He Was A Young Girl

Should Have Been "Be Here"

With league attendance dropping this year, they realized too late their mistake......

[CFL = Canadian Football League]

Bigfoot? Lock Ness Monster? Elvis?

No.

Seeing four Leafs at the top of the NHL leaderboard.

Priceless!