Can Just anybody Be An Expert?

 

Gee, give me half the money and I'll come up with something almost as insightful.

What's next?

Well here is one guy that is not an expert. Although he likely thought he was.

Balls This Big

So this Florida Man...... 

.......with his Florida girlfriend are accused of spending 7.2 million dollars in Covid paycheck protection program (PPP) funds to purchase a bunch of stuff.

PPP funds are supposed to help small businesses with payroll and operating costs during the coronavirus crisis.

Apparently he opened a company called Magnifico and said he had 441 employees with an average payroll of about $3,000,000.  So he applied for the PPP funds. 

Turns out he had zero employees.

So since he had no employees to pay, he (allegedly) bought a Maserati, an $89,000 Lincoln Navigator a $250,000 Mercedes Benz and a 3.1 million dollar home. 

Experts say he's going to jail.