When you get to be a certain age, if you want something you just buy it.
You don't wait for Christmas, hoping that somebody, somewhere will get you, say, the latest Rob Greenfield CD, Absolutely Nowhere.
Sorry, Nowhere in Particular.
Which can be purchased here! at the amazingly low price of $20.
No, you don't wait, you just go and buy it, as soon as you possibly can. At the above link.
But if you are all out of ideas, you just buy a gift card. Easy peasy.
But the trouble is, people always get you a gift card to a store they like.
She: Here is the gift I got you.
He: Bed, Bath & Beyond. What is that?
She: Oh, it's a wonderful store where you can get scented soaps, candles and cozy bathrobes.
He: Oh, I see. Well here is the gift I got you.
She: ABC Liquor. What is that?
He: It's amazing. They have Jägermeister on sale right now. And you can get a six pack of Bud Lite for $4. I am not kidding you!
She: Oh, I see.
He: Why don't you take the Bed, Bath & Beyond gift card?
She: Oh that would be wonderful. Why don't you take the ABC Liquor gift card?
He: Right on! Best Christmas eva!
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