From The "Why Didn't I Think Of That" File

 

Able bodied people pretending to need wheelchairs so they can pre-board.

Outrageous!  Or......

Brilliant!

And even better, I'm not sure what the curative powers of pre-boarding are, but this fellow said of the 20 boarding in wheelchairs, only 6 needed them when they landed.

Truly a miracle!