I Love America! (Likely about Part 25)

So had to pick up a friend at the airport yesterday.  Decided to wait in the Cell Phone Lot.

Wow, what a difference a country makes.

In Toronto, the Cell Phone is, let's say, more bare bones, where you wait in a gravel parking lot.  With the sign "No Services!" (I added the "!" but they might have well as added, "You're lucky you get this!".

Okay, it doesn't really look like this.

But it does look like this!

So in Florida, not only can you wait for your friend's flight, they have a gas station and a 7-11.

You can go to the can, buy a Slurpee, have a massage (I think that's called a Happy Landing), get your car washed and buy a bunch of stuff.

They also have all the departures and arrivals displayed on screens in the 7-11.


So what happens if you go to the Cell Phone Lot and you don't have a cell phone?

No problem!


And what happens if you go to the Cell Phone Lot and you're not drunk?

Also no problem!

Personally I prefer fresh water,  not just fresh tasting.

"Ha ha, Got ya!  We just spray Febreze in it."

Maybe this pic was taken in the Toronto lot....

"Da da da daaaa da"

Aww, man!

For those not in the know, "Da da da daaaa da" means "Blew out my flip flop."

But didn't step on a pop top.

However, did cruise on back home where there was quickly booze in the blender.

And it absolutely did render....well, you know the rest......

Thousandaires At Play

"Ha Ha!" Says Nelson

What a great idea - an emergency number for disabled motorists.

You just call 239-530...huh...what?

Sucka!

Who Could Have Done This?

Or This?

Or....Never Mind.....

You wascally wabbits!

He's such an..........

OMG

Gak!  Cough!

The Leafs are in the playoffs!

Let the bells ring out.  Unbelievable!

What's that - the season isn't over?

Oh come on.  Throw me a bone here, people.

We've been frozen out of the playoffs for thirty freakin' years.

My Work Is Done Here

Boy, that didn't take long.

For a refresher on "what didn't take long", see I've Seen This Movie Before.

They even took the freakin' trees!

And it doesn't look good for his pink neighbour, either.
 

Ouff.....really not good.

Gotta Love Key West

I gotta figure if life is too short, I don't want to spend it riding a bus.

But this bus may be different.

A good thought.

A good idea.


[What's a good idea?]

Maybe this is better......

An even better idea.

Uhhh......

And Merry Christmas to all.  I guess.......

I've Seen This Movie Before

And it doesn't end well for one of the parties involved.

For a clue as to which one......see D'oh! and - just about a year ago - Aaaaaand We're Back

Hey? What Are All These Houses Doing Out Here In The Ocean?

I wonder what type of New Year's hangover these guys have?

How did it even get this close to shore?

Because even though it's shallow close to shore [Editor's note:  No poop, Poirot.]  there is also a sand bar about twenty feet out that is only a foot feet deep.

But interesting, no name or markings on this vessel.

And the hatch was wide open.  And interior empty.

"Wasn't that a party!"

Happy New Year!

Follow #6 - Especially If Not Following #5

You can't see it from this still picture, but he was also tapping his foot on the empty fish bucket.

[Custom is if the fishermen catch a small fish, they give it to whomever is near - or on! - the fish bucket.]

Dang He's Good

With all the talk of Trump cosying up to Russia's Vladimir Putin, a photographic perspective of the man is in order....



Putin Hunting

Putin Riding

Putin Swimming

Hey, How About Putin On A Shirt

Not Any More

I guess Hernando's Hideaway is no longer Toronto's oldest Mexican restaurant.

Missed It By That Much

Did a fun trip to the southern most part of the US the other week - Key West.  Heard it had a fun reputation.

So sidled into a seaside tavern at noon and figured there likely might be a Happy Hour going on.

I said to the barmaid, Miss Vicki, "What have you got for Happy Hour? Set me up."

She said, "It's over."

I said, "You mean it hasn't started yet?"

She said, "No, it's over."

I was there at 12:05.

Next time I know where I'm coming for breakfast!

I LOVE AMERICA!

Finally! Something I Agree With Them On

Rush Hour

Florida style.

Tell Ya What - We Don't Want 'em!

Miley Cyrus, Bryan Cranston, Barbara Streisand,  Jon Stewart, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer.  The list goes on.

Miley Cyrus said; "Honestly f---this s---I am moving if this is my president! I don't say things I don't mean!"  

Honey, first of all that is the height of hubris thinking that just because you want to, you could just move to Canada.  Secondly, there is no way in Hell we would let you and your scrawny ass in.

In fact, I'd rather take in 10,000 more Syrian refugees that any one of them.  [No offense to the Syrian refugees, lumping them in the same sentence.]

Hey, The Americans Just Elected Rob Ford

They laughed at us,  Now we can......

But maybe not so fast.

First the Brits with their Brexit.  Now the Yanks.

Who's next....?

Regardless, fasten your seat-belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

And amazingly, Trump won - but the sun still came up this morning.....