What will they think of next...?
I guess wait a week and we'll fund out.
Thoughts that Arnotti
The Kiss Of Life
Who needs expensive gravestones or urns when an 8 1/2 x 11 foolscap and some tape will do?
Brilliant!
Way to go, guys!
Let's see, Ontario has just under 15 million souls. And just over 11 million are of drinking age.
So that would mean the average Ontarian would have returned....carry the 4, divide by something....150 containers each last year.
Okay, so that's not as impressive as I originally thought.
That's like one container every two or three days. What? Who are these pikers?!
The guy in the picture - God bless his average upping soul - has at least 200 in that bag alone. And I bet he comes in every day.
Those numbers are bogus. It should be 1.7 Trillion. Now that's something to be proud of.
By now just about everybody has heard of Caitlin Clark. The Iowa Lady Hawkeye's - and all of college basketball's - super star.
She went first overall last night in the WNBA draft to the Indiana Fever.
Well she was on Saturday Night Live (full disclosure: no longer a fan of SNL. Or women's basketball) and made a surprize appearance on Weekend Update.
Apparently the current host, Michael Che has been taking cheap shots at women's basketball all year.
So I guess Ms. Clark came on and gave better than she got.
And that would be Chicago's former mayor Lori Lightfoot.
And how do we know she was the former worst mayor in America?
It's almost impossible for an incumbent to lose the Chicago mayor's race.
I guess they figured who better to know a crummy mayor when they see one.
But in Lori's defence, the new mayor is even worse.
And another adage I - and my buddies - are trying to follow.....
A divorce lawyer for $349?
Hot damn! I'm a gettin' me a Dee-vorce!
Of course, if you can only afford a $349 divorce lawyer, you know it ain't gonna end well.
Well, for one of you anyway.......
Like this guy in today's paper.....