What Else Could They Do?

Because too many students have been applying to teacher's college to get a crack at the fantastic pay, time off and pension (admit it, Rob!) the Liberal government has announced that they will have to cut in half how many admissions they will accept.

But then the teachers said to her, "But, but that will mean we'll need fewer teachers to teach them!"

So the government thought about it and said, "Uhhhhh....welll..... uhhhh.....then we'll double the length of time it takes!"

Teachers; "Yay!!  You're the greatest!"

And they all, continued, to live happily ever after.  The End.