"If I Had A Billion Dollars"

With apologies to the Bare Naked Ladies, but they might need to write a new song.

If you won this billion dollar Powerball Lotto, can you imagine how many people would be all over you, asking, begging, demanding money.  

Charities would camp out on your doorstep.  

You would find out about relatives you never ever heard of.  Angry, entitled relatives.


What would I do with a billion dollars?  Probably shoot myself in the head.

Now if a friend won, that's different!  Especially a very smart, good looking, intelligent friend. Well, not a friend, more of a brother. A twin, really.

I'm sure he would be generous.  Very generous, if you get my drift.

In fact, that son of bitch better....ah ha ha...never mind, whatever he thinks is fair.   It's all good...friend.

Good luck.  You.....