Whee! Getting Old Is Fun!

This guy looks like he's having a blast!

And this guy, too, scooting around on the beach and all.

Only thing missing is, it should be motorized.

Oh, and have a cooler.

And, of course, hot babes!

But once you are seen tooling around on one of these beauties, oh, the babes will come.  The babes will come.