Wednesday, 16 June 2021

Match Made In Heaven?

" Florida Man + Florida Woman = Florida Couple"


So briefly.....

  • at 2am police spot them behind a construction site
  • buddy drove his car at and struck the patrol car
  • buddy and spouse took off and drove into a ditch
  • officer followed and deployed his canine partner, Cash.
  • buddy reversed, hit the dog and the patrol car (again, I guess)
  • they crashed again and climbed a fence to a home - owned by the mayor
  • cops caught them (before the mayor pulled his licensed pistol on them)
  • buddy reached into his waistband, at which time the officer released Cash and Cash got his revenge
  • buddy is now in the hospital, charged with;
    • armed burglary, 
    • two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer, 
    • use of a deadly weapon on a police K-9, 
    • resisting arrest, and 
    • possession of Buprenorphine

Officer And Cash



Buddy's wife may be flying solo for a while.  In that case, stayed tuned for another Florida Woman story.

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