Saturday, 24 December 2022

That Didn't Take Long

 


After saying for weeks that they didn't do anything wrong (they being mop haired Crypto King Sam Bankman-Fried,  his randy Chinese-harem loving now ex-girlfriend Caroline Ellison and FTX cofounder Gary Wang) Ellison and Wang have now pleaded guilty.

Gee....do you think that's because they cut a deal to sing on their former boyfriend/boss?




Sources say Ellison was facing up to 110 years in prison for her role. 


Wow, I guess I'd rat out my boss, too.

As long as my boss was a mop-haired vegan named Sam and not a mob boss named Sammy The Bull. 

This will soon get very real for media darling SBF.  Stay tuned......




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