Saturday, 11 March 2023

Sweet Mother Mary!

 



What an truly embarrassing "World Class City".  



They can't plow the streets or keep public transit safe, but they have time to debate and install a sign like this.

They are probably hoping we would have said, "Who's a good boy?"


Luckily city council was finally shamed into removing the Do Not Bark sign.

Thursday, 9 March 2023

Maybe Pig Is On To Something

 



And right after this in today's paper.....




And the globe & Mail is never wrong.....

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

Sunday, 5 March 2023

Guess The Connection

Most of these are self evident, but try & guess the connection anyway......





Got it yet?



Come on.



Are you kidding me?



Couple more.....



Two more.....




Last chance.....




You're going to kick yourself.   Survey says.......


US Presidents with mullets.


Monday, 6 February 2023

Ah, The Good Old Days...


 I remember having two or three sticks before school each day.

And while we're reminiscing.


I Always Knew It!


Tastes Great, Too!



Who Doesn't Like an Old Kipper?



She's Chubby? 


Wow, not today she's not.


Okay......

And this ad was from 1972.  So that's why my mom was always so relaxed....


Babies Love Them, Too!



And You'll Get A Smack Over The Head



And He'll Being Wearing Chubbies In No Time!


There's One Born Every Minute.....



And I Found It`s Not Just For Toothaches!


Better Than That Vibrating Bra


Add in a good Mimsy washing and women had it made back in the 60's!


Mr. Boffo also had a  good read on relationships (click to enlarge).





Friday, 3 February 2023

Deja Vu All Over Again

 


Is that a picture of my car after Hurricane Irma in 2017?



No. But pretty dang close.

The top picture was taken yesterday in Austin Texas.

But come on, I always thought things were bigger in Texas. What kind of puny tree is that?


Thursday, 26 January 2023

Thursday, 19 January 2023

When Would They Ever Advise More


So the health "experts", or morons, as I call them, now have new guidelines for alcohol consumption.

Are you ready?

  • 7 drinks a week is now considered high risk.
  • 3-6 drinks a week is moderate risk.
  • And laughably, only 0 drinks a week is no risk.
So a glass of wine with dinner each night? Then you, ma'am, are a heavy duty, high risk drinker, baby!

One of the only good things to come out of Covid is that I don't believe any experts anymore.  Plus I've had way more experience drinking than any of these experts.  

A little, respect, please. 

And they also said not drinking won't actually let you live longer -  it'll just seem that way.   Ba da boom!

Cheers, mates.