Okay. You want something else.
How about some jokes?
- But jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
More? Or are you ready for some stats now....?
Okay, new cases on May the 4th be with you.
[As always, click on any graph to zoom in.]
So ignoring yesterday's surprise Quebec bounce, good trend on new cases elsewhere. Not sure if Quebec is going to spread out those ~140 so new cases or not.
Ontario......
Looking promising. But new cases still have to come down to levels not seen since late March.
Deaths.....
Yesterday Ontario had the distinction of having the highest number of deaths at 84, with Quebec second, at 75. Ouff.....
Those jokes are looking pretty good right about now, eh?
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