Tuesday, 25 July 2017

What Does It Take....



This nurse murdered eight seniors in her care and tried to murder four more.

By injecting them with insulin, which is reportedly an excruciating death.

She was convicted on eight counts of first degree murder and is serving a life sentence.

The College Of Nurses Of Ontario finally got around to investigating and disciplining her and they also found her guilty.

Of professional misconduct, mister!  Darn right.

And let me tell you, this will mean a black mark on her file.  Permanently.

This will be helpful for me when the time comes time to asking questions of nursing home for me.

"Has my nurse ever been disciplined for anything?"

"Oh nothing much.  A couple of smaller issues.  Nothing more serious than professional misconduct."

"Have any of her patients ever complained?"

"No, no one's ever complained."

I think I know why.  "Bye bye."

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

From The "No Shit, Sherlock" File


Wonder how much we paid for that study....?

In fact whatever it was, I'd do it for half price.

Here are some other studies I'd do.  Also for half price;

Fat people weigh more
Cute girls are hot
Trump is a misunderstood genius



Tuesday, 6 June 2017

What Ever Happened To Prosecuted?

Because I didn't want to get electrocuted, I couldn't get a clear pic of this sign that says "Danger - Trespassers May Be Electrocuted".

And why "may be" electrocuted?  Is there some guy with a switch back there?  "Hey, that's Arnott."  ZAP!

Monday, 29 May 2017

Missed It By That Much


You are in a century old building and fire breaks out.

You figure it is a death trap and you're doomed!

Then you look out the window, and see a fire escape down the side of the building.

You are saved!


D'oh!
Rats!  15 feet from victory.

Oh well, you were doomed anyway.

Friday, 19 May 2017

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

"I Love Canada!"

Who says Canadian business is not as competitive as U.S. ones?

Sure, the U.S. has great Happy Hours and real deals on beer & wine.

But so do we!

Here I went on The Beer Store website, and found some excellent sales.


Just look here [double click for a better view] on 12 cans of Bud Light you save.....wait a minute, doing the math, carry the 7.....a nickel!

Better than a kick in the pants.

And it's not only Bud Light.  You can get other great deals on other beer, too.



Okay, in this case, Bud.

Another nickel saved!  Sweet!

And if you like them Tall Boys - and who does't - you save 20 cents.  Ka-ching!  That's four freakin' nickels.

You get to drink beer and save money.   "O Canada!"

I figured no need to check any more and headed straight for the Beer Store.

See ya there.

Monday, 17 April 2017

Saturday, 15 April 2017

How Lazy Do You Have To Be.....



...To Need A Drive Thru Laundry?


If he didn't look bigger - and meaner - than me, I would have taken a picture of who actually is.  The guy in the Lexus dropping off his boxers.