Monday, 13 February 2017

"One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other"


You can stand on one leg all you like, but you're not fooling anyone, pal.

It's almost as if the guy to his left is looking at him, thinking, "Buddy, come on....."

[Double click the picture to get a better view.]

Friday, 10 February 2017

Out With The Old....




And In With The New




 And If Something's Good......

At the rate I go through these babies, better double up.



The Whole Team


 .....soon to be a smaller team, of course.......

In case you are thinking, What the hey is he going on about this time, then see   Da Da Da Daaaa Da

Friday, 3 February 2017

Tuesday, 31 January 2017

I Love America! (Likely about Part 25)


So had to pick up a friend at the airport yesterday.  Decided to wait in the Cell Phone Lot.

Wow, what a difference a country makes.

In Toronto, the Cell Phone is, let's say, more bare bones, where you wait in a gravel parking lot.  With the sign "No Services!" (I added the "!" but they might have well as added, "You're lucky you get this!".


Okay, it doesn't really look like this.

But it does look like this!


So in Florida, not only can you wait for your friend's flight, they have a gas station and a 7-11.



You can go to the can, buy a Slurpee, have a massage (I think that's called a Happy Landing), get your car washed and buy a bunch of stuff.




They also have all the departures and arrivals displayed on screens in the 7-11.


So what happens if you go to the Cell Phone Lot and you don't have a cell phone?

No problem!


And what happens if you go to the Cell Phone Lot and you're not drunk?

Also no problem!




Personally I prefer fresh water,  not just fresh tasting.

"Ha ha, Got ya!  We just spray Febreze in it."

Maybe this pic was taken in the Toronto lot....



Sunday, 29 January 2017

"Da da da daaaa da"


Aww, man!





For those not in the know, "Da da da daaaa da" means "Blew out my flip flop."

But didn't step on a pop top.

However, did cruise on back home where there was quickly booze in the blender.

And it absolutely did render....well, you know the rest......


Monday, 16 January 2017

"Ha Ha!" Says Nelson


What a great idea - an emergency number for disabled motorists.

You just call 239-530...huh...what?

Sucka!

Wednesday, 11 January 2017

Saturday, 7 January 2017

OMG


Gak!  Cough!

The Leafs are in the playoffs!

Let the bells ring out.  Unbelievable!

What's that - the season isn't over?

Oh come on.  Throw me a bone here, people.

We've been frozen out of the playoffs for thirty freakin' years.