Tuesday, 31 January 2017

I Love America! (Likely about Part 25)

So had to pick up a friend at the airport yesterday.  Decided to wait in the Cell Phone Lot.

Wow, what a difference a country makes.

In Toronto, the Cell Phone is, let's say, more bare bones, where you wait in a gravel parking lot.  With the sign "No Services!" (I added the "!" but they might have well as added, "You're lucky you get this!".

Okay, it doesn't really look like this.

But it does look like this!

So in Florida, not only can you wait for your friend's flight, they have a gas station and a 7-11.

You can go to the can, buy a Slurpee, have a massage (I think that's called a Happy Landing), get your car washed and buy a bunch of stuff.

They also have all the departures and arrivals displayed on screens in the 7-11.

So what happens if you go to the Cell Phone Lot and you don't have a cell phone?

No problem!

And what happens if you go to the Cell Phone Lot and you're not drunk?

Also no problem!

Personally I prefer fresh water,  not just fresh tasting.

"Ha ha, Got ya!  We just spray Febreze in it."

Maybe this pic was taken in the Toronto lot....

Sunday, 29 January 2017

"Da da da daaaa da"

Aww, man!

For those not in the know, "Da da da daaaa da" means "Blew out my flip flop."

But didn't step on a pop top.

However, did cruise on back home where there was quickly booze in the blender.

And it absolutely did render....well, you know the rest......

Monday, 16 January 2017

"Ha Ha!" Says Nelson

What a great idea - an emergency number for disabled motorists.

You just call 239-530...huh...what?


Wednesday, 11 January 2017

Saturday, 7 January 2017


Gak!  Cough!

The Leafs are in the playoffs!

Let the bells ring out.  Unbelievable!

What's that - the season isn't over?

Oh come on.  Throw me a bone here, people.

We've been frozen out of the playoffs for thirty freakin' years.

Friday, 6 January 2017

My Work Is Done Here

Boy, that didn't take long.

For a refresher on "what didn't take long", see I've Seen This Movie Before.

They even took the freakin' trees!

And it doesn't look good for his pink neighbour, either.

Ouff.....really not good.

Thursday, 5 January 2017

Gotta Love Key West

I gotta figure if life is too short, I don't want to spend it riding a bus.

But this bus may be different.

A good thought.

A good idea.

[What's a good idea?]

Maybe this is better......

An even better idea.


And Merry Christmas to all.  I guess.......

Tuesday, 3 January 2017

I've Seen This Movie Before

And it doesn't end well for one of the parties involved.

For a clue as to which one......see D'oh! and - just about a year ago - Aaaaaand We're Back

Sunday, 1 January 2017

Hey? What Are All These Houses Doing Out Here In The Ocean?

I wonder what type of New Year's hangover these guys have?

How did it even get this close to shore?

Because even though it's shallow close to shore [Editor's note:  No poop, Poirot.]  there is also a sand bar about twenty feet out that is only a foot feet deep.

But interesting, no name or markings on this vessel.

And the hatch was wide open.  And interior empty.

"Wasn't that a party!"

Happy New Year!