Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Are Women Not Very Smart?

 ...that they constantly need to be reminded about Sex Tips to "get their man"?

Month after month?

I know several men - and is one myself - and let me tell you, you don't need many tips.

One or two, pretty basic ones, will do.

In fact, "Hi" is about all you really need.

Of course, this is why I am not in the magazine business.  Or the Sex Tip business.

Friday, 15 April 2016

Hard To Keep A Good Man Down

A while back I posted about one of my favourite Banyan trees getting ripped up by a passing almost-a-tornado.

There he is (was) on the left.  A massive tree.

After the storm came through, he was completely uprooted.

[For a refresher on this guy, see Mother Nature Wins Another One.]

Like Humpty Dumpty, city workers tried to put him back together again by re-rooting him and putting irrigation piping in (white piping around his bottom) but with all that trauma, nobody was holding their breath.

Well a couple of months later and the old boy is back in (nearly) top form.

Green is growing out of everywhere.  (Which, from my experience, is not always good.)

Hey, there's even a house in behind him!  How long has that been there?

[You can see one of the aerial roots in front is still uprooted.]

Keep on truckin', little buddy.

Thursday, 14 April 2016

The Sea Was Angry That Day, My Friends

All of these guys have their best days behind them.

Of course, who doesn't......

Unusual to see so many of them washed up the same day.

Not likely to be the Red Tide, as they wouldn't have been eaten.

The birds know when the Red Tide hits, and apart from the eyes, steer clear of eating dead things.

Which - after seeing these scavengers in operation - must take a lot of will power.

[Red Tide is an algae bloom that kills fish.]

Monday, 11 April 2016

Love Them Juicy Fruits

Nothing like some sweet, juicy tomatoes in the dead of winter.

I wonder what exotic country are these flown in from? Peru?  Ecuador?

Or are they local Florida tamats?

Let's see........what does that say?

Just a little bit off.    Ontario.

Kingsville.      Next to Leamington.

Peru can eat my grits!

Wednesday, 6 April 2016

Sunday, 3 April 2016

Do Not Go In There!

Or buy it!

I think this Real Estate agent has her work cut out for her.