Sunday 18 February 2018

Whatever I'm Sellin', She Ain't Buyin'




However, if I remember correctly, I'd been buying...a lot of drinks......

[Flashback.....whatever.  To a decade, long long ago...]

Monday 12 February 2018

If - I Mean When - I Own A Bentley.....

....this is how I would be storing it.



And this is how I would be taking care of it when out.



Or like this.  Of course.




Down here in Naples, not so much.

Just park on the grass on the side of the road.

Pretty sure the engine was running.

Guy probably went to get a pack of smokes.  Or some Dunkin Donuts.

"Hey, babe, I got youse the KFC Value Pak."

"Baby, you know I like the Family Pak."


[Ed. note: by popular request.....]