Another From The "Bus Shelter Doctor" File

Not sure I'd want to be basing all my future prospects on these come the Judgement Day.....

"Our guarantee; almost exactly what Jesus said."

Just The Type Of Doctor I Was Looking For!

"Frickin' eh, Bubba.  And guaranteed pay, too!  Sweet!  Maybe I'll get to use some of that fancy booking learnin'."

[Memo to self: Never go to the MP Medical Centre.]

Yes, That Would Be A Danger

Of course, even this may not be enough to keep some people safe.

"Can you believe they would put Danger - Amputation Hazard and not underline it?!"

And I Missed Mother's Day By This Much

And she loves those private rooms, too.

One Out Of Two Ain't Bad

That's a tough one to figure out.

Looks wedged in a there pretty good.

I walked by this intersection about an hour before this incident.

Then heard about it on the radio.

Then walked by about a day later.

Apparently ran a red light (the one sitting on the ground in the top picture) then hit the light standard, then pinwheeled into the good old Stop 'n' Go.