These Guys Never Give Up

One day red wine is good for you.  The next it's not.

Then it was coffee they were going after.

Now, apparently, it's sitting. 

The new silent killer.

Now I don't know if this is legit or not.

Or just a clever ploy by chiropractors..... 

....and ergonomic chair & desk designers to drum up business.

So no sitting, no smoking, no drinking, no red meat.

What's next?  Heroin?!

Maybe Mr. Boffo can help......