Thursday 19 January 2023

When Would They Ever Advise More


So the health "experts", or morons, as I call them, now have new guidelines for alcohol consumption.

Are you ready?

  • 7 drinks a week is now considered high risk.
  • 3-6 drinks a week is moderate risk.
  • And laughably, only 0 drinks a week is no risk.
So a glass of wine with dinner each night? Then you, ma'am, are a heavy duty, high risk drinker, baby!

One of the only good things to come out of Covid is that I don't believe any experts anymore.  Plus I've had way more experience drinking than any of these experts.  

A little, respect, please. 

And they also said not drinking won't actually let you live longer -  it'll just seem that way.   Ba da boom!

Cheers, mates.



3 comments:

Rob Greenfield said...

pretty strange, eh

Patricia said...

Will these guidelines affect insurance costs, etc.? Jeesh...

That being said I always feel odd telling the doc that I typically have 'a drink' with dinner every night. I usually cut back on my answer.

Urban Cowboy said...

Don't worry - your doctor at least doubles whatever you tell him.

And no impact on insurance rates up here. :-)