The Canadian justice system, that is.This fellow is a convicted murderer. Sentenced to life but recently escaped from prison.
Justice officials are scratching their heads over this one.
Of course, this murderer was in a minimum security facility.
Out on a day pass. An unescorted day pass. And didn't return.
Canadian officials are mystified. They said they made him promise to come back. And he did promise!
What more could we do?, they pleaded.
So the message here is, if you are going to murder someone, don't do it in the States, or any other country for that matter. Come to Canada!
What was that? Did you say something bad about this guy? Whoa, whoa, whoa, do you know what that does to his self esteem?
Let's not go on about 'ou killed 'ou (to paraphrase Monty Python) but how do we help him be the best he can be!
I guess an unescorted day pass is a good start...
[Okay, found this clip to attempt make sense of the shaky 'ou killed 'ou reference.]
2 comments:
Yeah...but he was convicted over a decade ago and was out from a minimum security facility. I know what you'd do on a pass from that place....go to TO and get drunk/laid. He was probably trying to sleep off the hang over. Ever done that before?
Nice reference... ;-)
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