She Didn't Stand A Chance

Local Calgary girl, Feist was up for five Grammy's, but that Brit, wild woman Amy Winehouse took them all.
Nowadays, it's not enough to be talented, cute and smart. Today's rock star has to have a lot more going for her.

Feist will obviously have to pick up her act a bit.

Have you ever been in rehab? No...? Hmmmm......
Have you recently been arrested for drunken driving? No?! Sheesh.
Hey, are you wearing underwear? Come on, get with the program.

Good Canadian girl doesn't stand a chance.......