Tuesday 8 July 2008

1 + 2 = Beat It!

Hey!

Let's see:
No sneakers. No....flip flops.
No muscle shirts. No...t-shirt.
No track pants. No...ratty shorts.
No ball cap. Maybe...but you can't see it.

There's the evidence, but the result was the same.

We did go to a Stampede function after work today; Ranchmans. There are a few things you need in order to enjoy Stampede;

You need to like country music. Hmmmm....
You need to like very loud country music. Hmmmm...
You need to like beer. Getting warmer.
You need to like scantly clad girls gyrating and dancing with each other. Getting very warm.
You need to like them looking at you like you are an ancient relic. Uhhh...check.

3 comments:

Rob Greenfield said...

so, did you get in?

mr fkia said...

And did you get out?

Urban Cowboy said...

Answer to #1 - No.
Answer to #2 (if answer to #1 was Yes) - Not likely.