Toot, Toot!

I gotta get me one of these, too.

And these things move. Bveep, bveep! What a cool job.

Sure, everyone makes fun of you. And it sucks if it is raining. And dangerous, too, scooting along the roads with maniacs trying to get by. And likely not very well paying.

But what a cool job. You get to suction up all sorts of stuff from almost anywhere that little vacuum arm reaches (Aghh, Mr. Jingles! Sorry, lady).

Perfect for a retired guy or a five year old. Maybe I fit the best of both categories.

As Jimmy Buffett sings, "I'm growing older, but not up."