Eat Like A Pelican?

What if you could eat like a pelican?

Dinner time, you coming running into the dining room, waving your arms and yelling.

You slam yourself into the chair and drive your face into the plate.

You take the biggest bite you possibly can and then shake your head and bulge your eyes out.

You look at everybody then you run out of the room.  Ten minutes later you come back and do it again.  All day long.

Every day.

You know, you add a High-Def TV and a case of beer and this is now looking about as good as it can get.

Bwack, bwack!!