Chris Farley Would Be Relieved

So when you're living in a van down by the river, what's a fella to do?

Except most of the fellas living down by the river in Calgary don't use these. They just go.....well....everywhere. It's so bad here, city council has just passed a "no pooping" law. No kidding. And, of course, the bleeding hearts are condemning it as an attack on our most vulnerable citizens.

Most vulnerable?

I wonder if any of them have tried walking through our downtown parks lately. Do they understand how intimidating it is to have dozens of these vulnerable citizens stare you up and down as their next meal ticket? It's too bad that many citizens have essentially abandoned our parks to the homeless.

To top it off, rather than dealing with this problem (other than passing the aforementioned "Don't Poop and Scoot" law) all through our parks we have these little blue porta potties everywhere. Nothing says picnic better than an aroma wafting from one of these blue babies.

And that concludes our regularly scheduled whining.