Meltdown? What Meltdown?

I don't think these folks even know there is a real estate meltdown going on. That's because I've never seen anyone at any of the following houses (can't really call them houses) as they are probably all in Monte Carlo.

So just a few snaps from a stroll down the beach.

These are all massive properties that go about 100 yards deep.

And these are just the backends of the homes.

Not too shabby here either.

Hey, that guy voted for Obama (double click the photo to see his balcony). Must be the only one on this stretch.

If anyone is interested, this little piece of heaven can be had for a paltry 10 million, per Sunday's real estate section anyway. You don't even need to tear down the existing house.