Saturday 18 July 2009

Outed And About

Revisited our previous pub crawl in the light of day.

Lots of gay (sorry) and festive pubs here.

And in case you are wondering; no, we didn't go in Zelda's Groovy Room, on the left.

We didn't sample all - but most.

Now I had never met a gay bum before.

But a guy stumbles up to us and asks, "Can I have some change?"

I pat my pockets and mumble, "Don't have anything."

"Then how 'bout a hug?"

And then he proceeded to try and give me that hug. Yikes. Not that there's anything....yes there is.



Don't Sugar Coat It
Yeah, we're gonna scar ya up pretty good.

And while we're doin' it, it'll feel like you're getting branded.

Uhhhh...lemme get back to you on that...

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