He's No Dummy. Or Is He?

Although this guy claims he is married to all four women, he is in fact, according to the article, only married to one. Guess which one....

Yup. Second from the right. Cute little blondie. No dummy.

Regarless of how happy they all are together, when push comes to shove - and it may after the authorities watch their reality TV show - he might just have to say, "Sorry, ladies, Marti and I are outta here".

So he's no dummy. Or is he?

My pea brain can't imagine being married to one woman, let alone four. No offense to all the women in the world. [Ed note: I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual.]

But four wives? Four job jars?

"Where do you think you're going?"
"Brother Lars and I are participating in an outdoor sporting endeavour today, darling."
"You're not golfing today. You're grouting the bathroom. But not before you re-sod Bertha's root cellar and tend to de-worming Helga's sheep."

This guy also has 13 children and four step children. Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!!

Good luck, buddy.

I'll let you know who wins the Packers/Vikings game.....