Tuesday 29 September 2020

Ontari ari Oh Oh!

Boy, remember the good old days, early August, when Ontario was under its Covid-19 target and headed even further in the right direction.

Neither do I!

And all of Canada has gone in the dumpster since then, too.


Luckily, as the tall foreheads say, hospitalizations are still low and deaths remain low.  Unless you are one of the statistics, of course......


But here is something really shocking; 

It is only one day, but here is a chart of the former Covid whipping boy of the US - Florida - compared to Ontario.


Exsqueeze me?

The Ontario rate is now higher than Florida.  Florida!

Home of Florida Man and our favourite Miami shotgunning beer bros.



And just so you don't think the Florida rate is a one day wonder, they turned the corner back in July, and so far, haven't looked back.




So stand up and take a bow, all you Ontario backyard partying, Wasago Beach hotrodding and waterfront patio whisky throwing....imbeciles.


[A bunch of guys got "bottle service" at a Toronto waterfront patio bar and proceeded to throw the bottles in the lake. I'm assuming that they also consumed large quantities as their bill came to $11,000.]

And to requote another good friend.....


So I'm guessing that it won't be long til we are all back in our basements, drinking heavily in our underwear waiting for Spring, wondering, what the Hell happened........ 

[And thanks to our Arnotti Finnish correspondent for unearthing the drinking in your underwear idea.]


2 comments:

Rob Greenfield said...

hahaha
stupidity reigns

Hanna said...

Excited to provide my 2 cents as the Finnish avid reader/correspondent!! :)