Sunday 13 January 2008

The Enemy


These filthy pigeons are all over our building. Rats with wings. Zoom in a little closer on this flying plague machine.


There, he's looking right at me.

And, as you can see, a few are arrogant enough to try and land on my balcony. In fact, these....these...creatures of nature, actually built a fully functional nest on my balcony last year.

My dear, 92 year old mother had some advice for me. "Kill them." Well, I don't have the cojones my Mom does, so I just got rid of the nest. But they keep coming back.

Well, I got news for them now. Next slide.

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