Just How Many Women Sit Around Naked?

This poor Colorado woman was mistakenly arrested.....

....and then this Chicago woman was.

But my question is, just how many of you gals are sitting around naked all the time?

Maybe you're calling 911, hoping for the firefighters from the calendar to show up.

But what I really want to know is, where the heck is Florida Woman while all this is going on....?

Whew!   Way to go, Florida Woman, knew we could count on you!   

And I must say, Theresa is a rather handsome woman, as Florida women go.