Saturday 16 May 2020

Brighter Days?


[Ed. note: golf courses in Ontario open today.]

So time to review some golf basics.....

Starting with David Letterman's top ten reasons why golf is better than sex:



#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05.. Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

  And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...

#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

Now this was from back in the day when he was funny.  Not today, when he is some kind of reclusive, I don't know what.


But what I do know is that he is a Blue Jays fan.  Don't believe me?  Click here for indisputable proof.  Alright, maybe he's a Yankee fan.

Okay, enough.  I hear ya.  Let's get to the COVID stats!

New cases in Canada



Looks like we've reached a plateau,  Which is not good if you are re-opening businesses, and golf courses. 

As the Premier of Ontario says, "We will be watching these numbers like a hawk!".

Looking at some key provinces.




Everyone kind of holding steady, but they need to come down.  BC can't go much lower, so it's up to the other three amigos, especially our bon ami across the Ottawa River there.

Aw forget that.  Time to wash your balls, polish your putter and get out on the course.  You never know what might pop up.




1 comment:

Rob Greenfield said...

time to light up the campfires here now